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Not Beef Chili

Get:
  • 2 cans kidney beans
  • 1 lbs ground pork or turkey
  • 1 can green chilis
  • 2 cans peeled tomatoes (consider the "fire roasted" kind)
  • 1 medium yellow onion
  • 4 fresh tomatoes, chopped (only if they're decent)
  • 4-8 cloves garlic, coarsely chopped
  • 12 floz of a lager beer (shiner boch, red stripe, etc) and/or bourbon
  • 1 jalapeno, minced (or 1 serano chili)
  • a LOT of chili powder: like many tablespoons.
  • salt to taste
  • acid to taste: lemon juice or balsalmic vinegar? 1-2 tbsp?
  • spices to taste: black pepper, cumin, oregano, thyme, cinnamon, bay leaf, paprika, chipotle, red pepper flakes, garlic powder, onion powder.
  • toppings:
    • corn chips (or corn bread instead, see below)
    • cheddar cheese, shredded
    • sour cream
    • chopped green onion

Do:
  • brown the turkey in olive oil with salt, pepper, and chili powder
  • soften onions and garlic in olive oil, salt, pepper, and chili powder
  • add cans of tomato (DONT drain) and cans of beans (DO drain) and cans of green chili
  • add beer and/or bourbon
  • flavor with all spices, as a starting point.
  • cover and simmer for at least 1 hour, up to 8 or more also fine! Consider using hot plate!
  • Stir occasionally, don't let it get to a rolling boil, and definitely don't let the liquid cook all the way off.
  • Turn off the heat, let stand 5 minutes to cool, and then do final taste tune for salt, acid, spices.
  • Stir in a little cheese or sour cream for richness.
  • Serve with toppings.

Results:
  • The meat seemed cooked to death? "Low" on our stove was too hot, try a lower simmer, or use the hotplate!
  • A little too much cinnamon? It mellowed during cooking, but I wish I had used less.
  • A bit too acidic! I was surprised at the bite, maybe a little too much lemon. Or maybe balsalmic instead?
  • Lacked richness at the end, maybe needs more fat? Stirring in some cheese or cream might help.


MAKE WITH CORN BREAD OR ELSE YOU ARE A COMMUNIST